Captain's Log

This is the sexiest thing I have ever seen

honke:

I don’t even watch the show and I love this character.

honke:

I don’t even watch the show and I love this character.

sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

twospookywhiskey:

bleachdalilah:

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

PLEASE EXPLAIN

EHEHEH

cogging:

my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt

vangberg:

Karkat vs escalator - Jpopcon 2014

I had forgotten all about this video :’D I had a huge bruise on my butt for weeks after xD

avatarparallels:

Korra with Aang’s elemental masters.

WHEN UR AT HOTEL ROOM N THEY GONNA GOTTA CHARGE U 4 WATER HAHAHAHAHA WTF YA RITEE LMFAOO 😂😂😭😭😆😆👵👵💩💩🔥🔥💦💧💥👀👄👅 #relatable #popularpage #magcon

Karkat, Would you admit you wanted Terezi in every quadrant just so you could have her to yourself and make her think she only needed you to be happy?
Anonymous

asksomebetas:

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LOOK, I’VE ALREADY SAID HOW I’M A SELFISH PRICK. I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT MY RELATIONSHIP WITH TEREZI TO BE. I JUST KNOW THAT I CARE ABOUT HER A LOT AND THAT I WILL FUCK UP ANYONE THAT HURTS HER. MAYBE I WANT HER IN EVERY QUADRANT, MAYBE I DON’T. THE MOMENT MY FEELINGS FINISH RUNNING AROUND IN CIRCLES LIKE A BUNCH OF FLIGHTLESS FEATHER-BEASTS WITHOUT THEIR CRANIUMS AND START TO GET TO THE BUSINESS OF SORTING THEMSELVES OUT WITH ESTABLISHING A GOVERNMENT IN ORDER TO HAVE A FILE CABINET THAT’S MY FEELINGS SORTED OUT IN AN INTRICATE AND FAR TOO COMPLEX BUT CONVEYABLE WAY, YOU CAN BET YOUR ASSES I’LL LET HER KNOW, MAYBE.

AND I DON’T WANNA MAKE TEREZI THINK ANYTHING BUT WHAT SHE THINKS. SHE’S A FUCKING HERO OF MIND, SHE’S PROBABLY GREAT IN THE THINKING DEPARTMENT. AND I SURE AS HELL HAVE A HARD ENOUGH TIME IN MY OWN HEAD, I DON’T EVEN WANNA IMAGINE HOW QUICKLY I WOULD DESTROY AND MESS UP SOMEONE ELSE IF I STARTED TRYING TO MAKE THEM THINK A CERTAIN WAY.

IN SUMMARY: I’M A SELFISH PIECE OF MOO-CREATURE FECES THAT DOESN’T KNOW WHAT I WANT AND ISN’T ABOUT TO TRY TO CHANGE HOW TEREZI FEELS FOR MY SAKE.

marshmallowfeferi:

marshmallowfeferi:

-wiggles in seat-

someone send me asks on my ask blog

i’m out of asks again so here’s a lovely gif of me

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349,355 plays

beerinabox:

discobro:

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Mabel Pines voice actor, everyone

send help

witch-of-sound:

anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon
she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.

there’re……????………….

witch-of-sound:

anti-social-jaguar:

quirkdemon:

tuxedoangel:

teapotsahoy:

Yes, good, correct use of train technology.

This is so cool……

she’s a dragon

she’s a dragon

Reminds me of Skyrim when you slay dragons and there’re all bones.

there’re……????………….

Karkat is now online!

asksomebetas:

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YEAH, FUCK IT, I’M HERE FOR YOUR VASTLY INSIGNIFICANT ASSHOLES.